tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6976017614754333682024-03-12T21:06:51.349-07:00KARİKATÜR ve MİZAHAli Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.comBlogger127125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-68723668771066917932008-04-04T01:13:00.000-07:002008-04-04T01:36:40.275-07:00Akıl Nedir... ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R_Xod-ADQyI/AAAAAAAADq0/Sy0zDK6NcIY/s1600-h/AkilNedir.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R_Xod-ADQyI/AAAAAAAADq0/Sy0zDK6NcIY/s400/AkilNedir.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185306147544056610" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-24124474590718534112008-04-03T08:26:00.000-07:002008-04-03T08:28:51.516-07:00GS 'lı Servet 'in giydiği T-Shirt...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R_T3puADQxI/AAAAAAAADqs/_Y9DRW0sJsQ/s1600-h/ServetHamilemi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R_T3puADQxI/AAAAAAAADqs/_Y9DRW0sJsQ/s400/ServetHamilemi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5185041367105225490" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-28882378185363997412008-04-03T05:44:00.000-07:002008-04-03T05:47:02.820-07:00Fıkra : Maymun ve ölçme...<div> <div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#8000ff;"></span></strong></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size:130%;">Adamin biri evcil maymunu ile bir bara gitmis. Bir içki ismarlamis, o sirada da maymunu ortalikda dolasip eline ne geçirirse agizina atiyomus. Son olarak bilardo masasindaki bir topu mideye indirince barmen bagirmaya baslamis.<br />-"Yav naapo bu hayvan bilardo topumu yedi". Adam da<br />-"Ya o yer ,parasi neyse veririm." demis. Parayi verip çikmislar. Aradan bir hafta geçtikten sonra maymunlu eleman yine gelmis. Yine bir içki ismarlamis. Bu arada maymun da barda duran eriklere elini uzatmis. Barmende bir yandan seyrediyomus. Maymun önce erigi arkasına sokmus sonra çikarip ağzina atmis. Barmen adama dönüp<br />-"Bu ne yapti simdi" demis.<br />- Adam: "Senin su bilardo topu olayindan sonra herseyi ölçüp de yiyor."<br /><br /><br /></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-76435297948670813052008-03-27T01:44:00.000-07:002008-03-27T01:58:26.678-07:00Fıkra : Nede olsa Kayseri 'li...<div style="text-align: center;">Kayseri 'linin eşi ölmüş.<br />Gazeteye gitmiş. En ucuzundan standart bir ilan vermek istemiş.<br /> Önüne konan kağıda istediği ilanı yazmış.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"> <br />"Ayşe 'yi kaybettim üzgünüm."</span><br /> <br /> İlan görevlisi ilanı görünce uyarmış.<br /> <br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"İsterseniz 6 kelimeye kadar uzatabilirsiniz. 3 kelime daha hakkınız var." </span><br /> <br />Kayseri 'li <span style="font-style: italic;"> "Aynı parayamı"</span> demiş.<br /><br />Görevli <span style="font-style: italic;">"Evet aynı paraya"</span> deyince,<br />...<br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kayseri 'li 3 kelime daha eklemiş.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">"SATILIK TOYOTA VAR"</span><br /></span><br /></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-82630147356539340722008-03-26T13:10:00.000-07:002008-03-26T13:17:48.451-07:00Komik Anı : Kaç Oğlum Kaç ...<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="www.itiraf.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Öğlen saatleri. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Trafikteyim. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Kırmızı ışıkta dururken yandaki kalabalığı fark ediyorum. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Bir polis otosu ve kalabalığın ortasında bir genç elini kolunu sallayarak konuşuyor. Kulak kesilip durumu kavramaya çalışıyorum. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Çocuk yayalara kırmızı yanarken karşıdan karşıya geçmiş, tabii bunu gören polis ceza yazıyor. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Çocuk, "Herkes geçiyordu ben de geçtim" gibilerinden kendini savunuyor. </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Polis umursamaz bir tavırla ekip arabasına giderken... </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Yaşlı bir teyze çocuğa bağırıyor :<br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;">"Kaç oğlum kaç! G.tünde plakan mı var?!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(www.itiraf.com 'dan alıntıdır)</span><br /></span></div><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="www.itiraf.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-7619721191977595082008-03-26T11:32:00.001-07:002008-03-26T11:34:33.333-07:00Karikatür : Savunmak ama...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-qW5uADP9I/AAAAAAAADiE/mTgHuii5uCw/s1600-h/karikatur%2836%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-qW5uADP9I/AAAAAAAADiE/mTgHuii5uCw/s400/karikatur%2836%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182120239588130770" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-85852054757271402962008-03-22T03:52:00.000-07:002008-03-22T03:55:30.780-07:00Karikatür : Serkan Altuniğne ve Yiğit Özgür<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-Tle-ADPoI/AAAAAAAADfQ/nkczxvwKsdc/s1600-h/SerkanAltunigne01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-Tle-ADPoI/AAAAAAAADfQ/nkczxvwKsdc/s400/SerkanAltunigne01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180517791584960130" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-Tle-ADPpI/AAAAAAAADfY/ChMbrtzkKOE/s1600-h/Yigit+Ozgur01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-Tle-ADPpI/AAAAAAAADfY/ChMbrtzkKOE/s400/Yigit+Ozgur01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180517791584960146" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TlfOADPqI/AAAAAAAADfg/B523qfouOl4/s1600-h/Yigit+Ozgur02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TlfOADPqI/AAAAAAAADfg/B523qfouOl4/s400/Yigit+Ozgur02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180517795879927458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TlfOADPrI/AAAAAAAADfo/HUsr2ItLjTY/s1600-h/Yigit+Ozgur03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TlfOADPrI/AAAAAAAADfo/HUsr2ItLjTY/s400/Yigit+Ozgur03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180517795879927474" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-47548473651956902382008-03-22T02:16:00.001-07:002008-03-22T02:34:47.373-07:00Komik Fotolar : Katlanmak , Trabzon usulu Gaymak... !!! , Hangisi Daha Kötü...<div style="text-align: center;"><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#0000ff;"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/canimgrubum" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"></a></span></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;">Evlenmek katlanmaktır..</span><br /><br />Melih Cevdet'e sormuşlar "evlilik nedir" diye. <br />Eskiden demiş, kız tarafının ve oğlan tarafının ailesi biraraya gelir, yeni çiftin kuracağı yuva için beraber hazırlık yapılır, beraberce yeni ev düzülürdü.<br />Tabi o zamanlar evler genelde bahçe içinde müstakil evlerdi. O yüzden buna "evlenmek" denirdi. <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Şimdi ise yeni evliler apartman dairelerinde yani katlarda oturuyorlar, bu yüzden artık evlilik "katlanmaktır" demiş."</span><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/canimgrubum" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#0000ff;"></span></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/canimgrubum" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"> </a></span></div><br />*****<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TPd-ADPnI/AAAAAAAADfI/h2SyJGWzFXU/s1600-h/Trabzonlu01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TPd-ADPnI/AAAAAAAADfI/h2SyJGWzFXU/s400/Trabzonlu01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180493585149279858" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trabzon usulü böylemi acaba... :))<br /><br />*****<br /></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TOnuADPlI/AAAAAAAADe4/yxTRkTYfR68/s1600-h/HangisiKotu01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TOnuADPlI/AAAAAAAADe4/yxTRkTYfR68/s400/HangisiKotu01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180492653141376594" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TOnuADPmI/AAAAAAAADfA/TrdkhD6UjCA/s1600-h/HangisiKotu02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-TOnuADPmI/AAAAAAAADfA/TrdkhD6UjCA/s400/HangisiKotu02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180492653141376610" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gerçektende hangisi daha kötü acaba...<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Alıntıdır)<br /><br /></span></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-50390598468192794872008-03-20T06:47:00.001-07:002008-03-20T06:49:25.309-07:00Teyze Sohbetin dışında kalmak istemiyor anlaşılan...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-JrOOADPZI/AAAAAAAADdc/JAmLFyN7tQ4/s1600-h/teyze.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-JrOOADPZI/AAAAAAAADdc/JAmLFyN7tQ4/s400/teyze.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179820413450141074" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(İnternetten)<br /><br /></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-55445372416997998212008-03-19T06:06:00.000-07:002008-03-19T06:08:16.051-07:00Karikatür : İnsanlar Doğar, Büyür ve ....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-EQIsCroNI/AAAAAAAADbs/w15cMqQkuLs/s1600-h/Evrim.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R-EQIsCroNI/AAAAAAAADbs/w15cMqQkuLs/s400/Evrim.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179438787900186834" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-43321961632026377862008-03-18T06:56:00.000-07:002008-03-18T06:59:02.892-07:00Karikatür : Erdil Yaşaroğlu<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KcMCrnjI/AAAAAAAADWA/axxKjrGLS6s/s1600-h/ErdilY02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KcMCrnjI/AAAAAAAADWA/axxKjrGLS6s/s400/ErdilY02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179080682116980274" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KcMCrnkI/AAAAAAAADWI/HvBXV-NSvWc/s1600-h/ErdilY03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KcMCrnkI/AAAAAAAADWI/HvBXV-NSvWc/s400/ErdilY03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179080682116980290" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KccCrnlI/AAAAAAAADWQ/T0c6vz6Zr4k/s1600-h/ErdilY04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9_KccCrnlI/AAAAAAAADWQ/T0c6vz6Zr4k/s400/ErdilY04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5179080686411947602" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-15929492057610557812008-03-17T06:44:00.001-07:002008-03-17T06:47:43.340-07:00Karikatür : Büyük konuşmayın...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R952YMCrnDI/AAAAAAAADSE/ZYiXbJlHApc/s1600-h/Soyunmak.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R952YMCrnDI/AAAAAAAADSE/ZYiXbJlHApc/s400/Soyunmak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178706779444059186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(İnternetten)<br /><br /></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-55308817372672179932008-03-17T06:36:00.000-07:002008-03-17T06:38:59.251-07:00FIKRA : Saatler geri alınacakmış...<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Son zamanlarin en güzel TEMEL fikrasi....</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"> Dursun, saatlerin geri alinacagini duyunca, evdeki tüm</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"> saatleri toplayip Saatci Temel'e gider. <br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">- Ula Temel, saatler geri alunacakmis. Biz de evdeki</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"> saatleri senden satin aldigimiz için sana getirdik. Bunlari geri alacaksun. <br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">Temel kendinden emin bir sekilde: </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">- Oyle yagma yok. Ben de duydum ama 1 saat geri</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"> alinacakmis. 1 tanesini alirim ama digerlerini almam.<br /><br /></span> </div><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-46118384158957991562008-03-15T07:42:00.000-07:002008-03-15T07:44:44.285-07:00Komik Anı : Yurdum Polisi...<p><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;"></span></span></p><div style="text-align: center;">Bankamatik sırasındaydım. O sırada bir trafik polis otosu geldi. Banka önündeki park etmiş arabanın plakasını anons etti. Önümdeki şahıs para çektiğini, arabayı hemen çekeceğini işaretlerle polise anlatmaya çalıştı. <br />Polis ortalığı yıkan anonsu patlattı:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">" Yüz milyon fazla çek, ceza yazdık! "<br /><br /></span></div><p><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:red;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;"><br /></span></span> </p>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-21565073504168195952008-03-15T05:20:00.000-07:002008-03-15T05:29:22.288-07:00FIKRA : Doktorluk ve dikkat... :)))<div style="text-align: center;">Tip fakultesinde ilk kez kadavra basina toplanan ogrenciler, bayagi bir merak ve ilgiyle kadavrayi incelemektedirler. Profesor dersine baslar;<br /><br />'<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Tipta iki sey doktorlar icin cok onemlidir. İlki insan vucudu ile ilgili hicbir sey sizin icin igrenc olmamalidir. Ornegin, der ve parmagini cesedin poposuna sokup cikartip agzina goturur. Hadi bakalim simdi sizler de ayni seyi yapiniz ! '</span><br /><br />Ögrenciler şok icinde, hepsi duraksarlar ama bakarlar ki profesor cok ciddi, istemeye istemeye hepsi sirayla kadavranin poposunu parmaklayip sonra da emerler. Ogrencilerin hepsi bu isin tadina bakip berbat bir hale gelmisken, profesor konusmasini surdurur;<br /><br />'<span style="font-weight: bold;">Bir doktor icin ikinci en onemli nokta gozlemdir</span>' der ve devam eder; <span style="font-weight: bold;">'Ben kadavranin kıçına orta parmagimi soktum ama kendi agzima isaret parmagimi goturdum..Simdi bir doktor icin, dikkat etmenin ne kadar onemli oldugunu da ogrenmis bulunuyorsunuz....!</span><br /><br />NEYMİŞ : SONUÇ OLARAK İŞİMİZİ DİKKATLİ YAPMAZSAK...... B.K 'U YERIZZZZZZZZ..</div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-90751717817574342002008-03-14T06:51:00.000-07:002008-03-14T06:54:12.482-07:00Karikatür : Tavuklar ve Beyaz Et...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9qDY8CrmPI/AAAAAAAADJ8/NL80U3WFkPk/s1600-h/ErdilY01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9qDY8CrmPI/AAAAAAAADJ8/NL80U3WFkPk/s400/ErdilY01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177595186073278706" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-74157079093790445112008-03-13T04:32:00.000-07:002008-03-13T04:48:03.824-07:00Fıkra : Feminizm mi oda ne. ?<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span>Dünya feministler kongresinde, Amerikan Delegesi Hanimefendi kursuye gelmis. <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">- 'Gecen yilin kararlarini aynen uyguladim. Eve gider gitmez kocama:<br />- 'Bundan sonra temiz camasir istersen kendi camasirini kendin yika. Iste makine orda..' dedim. <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">İlk gun birsey gormedim.İkinci gun birsey gormedim. Ucuncu gun bir baktım, makinenin basinda sadece kendi camasirlarini degil, benimkileri de yikiyor.' <br /><br />Alman Delegesi soz almış. Ben de kararimiz geregince kocama: <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">- 'Bundan boyle temiz tabakta yemek istiyorsan kendi bulasigini kendin yika' <br />dedim..<br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">Birinci gun birsey gormedim. Ikinci gun birsey gormedim. Ucuncu <br />gun baktim, makinenin basinda sadece kendininkileri degil, benim<br />bulasiklarimi da yikiyor.'<br /><br />Ucuncu konusmaci bizden , feminist kardesimiz; <br />- 'Turkiye'ye doner donmez kararımız geregince kocamla konustum. Ona dedim ki: <br /></p><p style="text-align: left;">-'Bundan boyle yemek yemek istiyorsan, kendin pisirmen gerekecek. İste mutfak orada..'Birinci gun birsey gormedim. <span style="font-weight: bold;">İkinci gün birsey gormedim Ucuncu gun sol gozum biraz acilir gibi oldu, hafiften gormeye başladım..<br /></span></p>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-21610001732082737132008-03-12T04:32:00.000-07:002008-03-12T04:37:58.557-07:00Sınav Kağıdı : Hoca kesin takmış buna .... Ne güzel bulmuş sonucu. Neden 0 vermiş ki :)))))<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9fAMMCrmKI/AAAAAAAADJQ/Uq4mj25me1o/s1600-h/SinavKagidi.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9fAMMCrmKI/AAAAAAAADJQ/Uq4mj25me1o/s400/SinavKagidi.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176817612309108898" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Alıntıdır.)<br /><br /></span></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-7060693559018709992008-03-12T04:26:00.000-07:002008-03-12T04:28:27.433-07:00Fotograf : Kedi ve Köpek "Al Sana Saygısız"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9e-RcCrmJI/AAAAAAAADJI/YUSHoIi6blc/s1600-h/KediKopek01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9e-RcCrmJI/AAAAAAAADJI/YUSHoIi6blc/s400/KediKopek01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176815503480166546" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Alıntıdır.)</span></span><br /></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-88380392327703688602008-03-12T01:35:00.000-07:002008-03-12T01:45:08.009-07:00Böyle bir GEYİK yok... (İsim ve Soyadı üzerine geyikler.)<span style="font-size: larger;"><b></b></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BÖYLE GEYiK YOK.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Hande mi Yener, </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Funda mı Arar, </span><span style="font-size:130%;">Hayır Seray sever. </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bu üçüne önce Nejat İşler, </span><span style="font-size:130%;">Sonra da Ahmet Çakar.</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bu geyik Celal'i Bayar, </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bu geyiğe dayanamayan Ferhat Göçer,</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Yıllar sonra bunlar tarih olur, </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">O tarihi de Gönül Yazar, </span><span style="font-size:130%;">Mehmet Okur. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Bu mesajı 10 kişiye gönderirsen dileklerin kabul olur. Buna da ancak Kadir İnanır...</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;">(Alıntıdır.)</span><br /></div> <span style="font-size:100%;"></span>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-2756192420665576352008-03-12T01:22:00.001-07:002008-03-12T01:23:52.411-07:00Komik Fotograflar...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTAsCrl2I/AAAAAAAADGw/1neIxpFWC7k/s1600-h/KomikFoto01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTAsCrl2I/AAAAAAAADGw/1neIxpFWC7k/s400/KomikFoto01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176767936717363042" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTAsCrl3I/AAAAAAAADG4/nZqQYDCRhCw/s1600-h/KomikFoto02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTAsCrl3I/AAAAAAAADG4/nZqQYDCRhCw/s400/KomikFoto02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176767936717363058" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTA8Crl4I/AAAAAAAADHA/tVgOUdKj7VU/s1600-h/KomikFoto03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTA8Crl4I/AAAAAAAADHA/tVgOUdKj7VU/s400/KomikFoto03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176767941012330370" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTA8Crl5I/AAAAAAAADHI/2stI3wnxZ8I/s1600-h/KomikFoto04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9eTA8Crl5I/AAAAAAAADHI/2stI3wnxZ8I/s400/KomikFoto04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176767941012330386" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-519052007640057102008-03-08T06:34:00.000-08:002008-03-08T06:38:17.444-08:00İlginç Fotograflar...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkjMCrlII/AAAAAAAADBE/h4_bk03RJaQ/s1600-h/ilginc06.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkjMCrlII/AAAAAAAADBE/h4_bk03RJaQ/s400/ilginc06.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175379846236968066" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkjsCrlJI/AAAAAAAADBM/83L4rDYP7q4/s1600-h/ilginc07.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkjsCrlJI/AAAAAAAADBM/83L4rDYP7q4/s400/ilginc07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175379854826902674" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkkMCrlKI/AAAAAAAADBU/Xc_XjyaBEns/s1600-h/ilginc08.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkkMCrlKI/AAAAAAAADBU/Xc_XjyaBEns/s400/ilginc08.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175379863416837282" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkkcCrlLI/AAAAAAAADBc/dKkyH02ZcYU/s1600-h/ilginc09.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KkkcCrlLI/AAAAAAAADBc/dKkyH02ZcYU/s400/ilginc09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175379867711804594" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KklMCrlMI/AAAAAAAADBk/go6ImKjdmDU/s1600-h/ilginc10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9KklMCrlMI/AAAAAAAADBk/go6ImKjdmDU/s400/ilginc10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175379880596706498" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">(İnternetten)</span><br /></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-83441165157439045612008-03-07T08:11:00.000-08:002008-03-07T08:13:46.106-08:00Fotograf : Keyfimi hiçbir şey bozamaz...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9FpZMCrkzI/AAAAAAAAC-c/ZX26BR4d1FY/s1600-h/Keyif.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9FpZMCrkzI/AAAAAAAAC-c/ZX26BR4d1FY/s400/Keyif.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175033328275526450" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(İnternetten)<br /><br /></span></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-35196573022738532842008-03-07T06:16:00.000-08:002008-03-07T06:21:54.108-08:00Karikatür : Tamam mı Devam mı ?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9FOnMCrkwI/AAAAAAAAC-E/x91S4QDIVTg/s1600-h/TamammiDevammi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9FOnMCrkwI/AAAAAAAAC-E/x91S4QDIVTg/s400/TamammiDevammi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175003881979745026" border="0" /></a>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-697601761475433368.post-25406145381172327002008-03-07T03:34:00.000-08:002008-03-07T08:17:09.438-08:00Fotograf : Susamış Kedi ...<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9EvXcCrkrI/AAAAAAAAC9E/Z_yNJjkMEb0/s1600-h/KediCesme01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_gAWD9e4Dss0/R9EvXcCrkrI/AAAAAAAAC9E/Z_yNJjkMEb0/s400/KediCesme01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174969526536344242" border="0" /></a><a href="http://fotoanaliz.hurriyet.com.tr/GaleriDetay.aspx?cid=10317&p=1&rid=4369"></a><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://fotoalbum.e-kolay.net/fotoalbum/public/shwr/&resim_no=4267318&did=82#1589">aderzy</a> 'e teşekkürlerimle...<br /></div>Ali Dogruhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10863542279698556496noreply@blogger.com0